IT : phone rings* IT this is….College staff: Someone deleted my trash folder in my email IT: Yes trashed gets purged every 30days College staff: But I store my files in there ?!
Teacher: I’ve been trying for the last 15 minutes to get Microsoft Access to accept a date and it won’t do it.
Teacher: Where are my Final Exams?
IT Guy: I didn’t receive them. Did you name your column FINAL?
Teacher: Of Course.
IT Guy: Of Course? I think I will check……(opens up gradebook)
Teacher: See there it is….
IT Guy: You are correct. It does say FINAL…unfortunately you decided to add “EX” to the end
Teacher: So what…..it still says FINAL
IT Guy: IT CAN ONLY SAY FINAL! You can’t add letters to satisfy some fetish you have to screw things up.
Teacher: Why does it matter?
IT Guy: I don’t know. I didn’t build it. Why is it so hard to follow a set of directions that has 3 steps? I seriously believe you are screwing this up on purpose? Otherwise your college degree is fake…….
Student: Can you come down, Mrs. ***** needs help
IT Guy: Is it 10am already? Ok.
Teacher: I need the VCR to work
IT Guy: Did you turn it on?
Teacher: I tried
IT Guy: And?
Teacher: I’m not going to be here tomorrow
IT Guy: What does that have to do with anything?
Teacher: I want to make sure it works
IT Guy: IS IT ON?
Teacher: I don’t know
IT Guy: (Pushes on button) It was off
Teacher: What did you push?
IT Guy: The ON button
Teacher: Oh, I thought it was this smudge here? See?
IT Guy: You thought that smudge was the ON button? For real?
Teacher: Yeah, it looks like a button
IT Guy: No it doesn’t. It looks someone spit up chewed potato chips on it. Why would you even touch that?
Teacher: Well you fixed it. You have the magical touch
IT Guy: I just turned it on.
Teacher: Thanks again for fixing it
IT Guy: Ok. Next time hit the ON button instead of the regurgitated food spot.
Teacher: Help, Help, Help! My grades were do 2 hours ago and I can’t turn my computer on.
IT Guy: Explain
Teacher: I keep getting this message: Attempting to boot from USB device
IT Guy: Do you have a Flash drive in your computer
Teacher: Not that I can see
IT Guy: Did you look?
Teacher: Will you just come down????
IT Guy: Sure
Teacher: See…it won’t boot
IT Guy: I thought you checked for a Flash drives
Teacher: I did
IT Guy: Then what is this….?
Teacher: Oh, that’s my pig
IT Guy: IT’S A FLASH DRIVE!
Teacher: Oh, yeah. I must have missed it
IT Guy: Yeah……lots of things on the computer look like little pig heads.