Student submitted: So my step-mom was a teacher of middle school history, and one day, I was watching tv and I heard my stepsister ask “Mom? A third of a cup and a third of a cup make two thirds of a cup, right?” by the way, she was 20 at the time and a straight A student. To this, my stepmom replies “Haha, don’t be silly, it makes one ninth” I held in my laughter as best I could
This is a document I created, called "Inevitbale Computer Issues", to help teachers setup their computers when they first come back to school. It almost got me fired.
Story submitted by another IT Guy. He feels my pain.Teacher: The computer is dark, and wont come on. What is wrong? IT Guy: Do you see any lights on the computer? Teacher: No, what do I do? IT Guy: Turn it on? Teacher: Okay, that fixed it, thanks!
I came in this morning and found out a teacher was in my office looking for a “cord”. Here is how I found it when I came in. Sadly, I doubt they even found what she was looking for……
Office worker: You might think this is a dumb question but the fax confirmation sheet says the result is “OK”. Does that mean it went through?
IT Guy: Yes and Yes.