Volunteer: I need to install some software – can you do it?
IT Guy: Actually, I’m kind of busy….can you just throw it into your CD ROM and keep clicking next
Volunteer: I don’t know…….I guess I can try
IT Guy: Thanks…..you are very brave
Volunteer: Ok, I’ll call you back when I’m in front of the computer
IT Guy: But….why?
Volunteerr: Ok, I am in front of the computer.
IT Guy: Great, put the disk in
Volunteer: I can’t find the computer
IT Guy: What do you mean? You just said you were in front of it.
Volunteer: I am but I can’t see the hard drive.
IT Guy: Can’t see the hard drive, huh? How bout that? Did you look on the floor.
Volunteer: I sure did and on the desk.
IT Guy: Good thinking. Ok, well there is a three foot cord connecting the monitor to it. Can you circle the machine in a three foot circumference till you step on it.
IT: Of course not, I’ll be right there.
Volunteer: I think someone might have moved the computer
IT Guy: Actually, it’s right here. The monitor is sitting on top of i
Volunteer: Oh, that is the computer
IT guy: It sure is…..you giant idiot. Just throw the CD in it and hit next
Volunteer: Where does the CD go?
IT Guy: Why don’t I just do it? You probably won’t be able to find the next button either