Teacher: Where are my Final Exams?
IT Guy: I didn’t receive them. Did you name your column FINAL?
Teacher: Of Course.
IT Guy: Of Course? I think I will check……(opens up gradebook)
Teacher: See there it is….
IT Guy: You are correct. It does say FINAL…unfortunately you decided to add “EX” to the end
Teacher: So what…..it still says FINAL
IT Guy: IT CAN ONLY SAY FINAL! You can’t add letters to satisfy some fetish you have to screw things up.
Teacher: Why does it matter?
IT Guy: I don’t know. I didn’t build it. Why is it so hard to follow a set of directions that has 3 steps? I seriously believe you are screwing this up on purpose? Otherwise your college degree is fake…….