The scene: After trying to get online for 5 minutes a student realizes the machine is unplugged from the network. The student then hands the unplugged end of the network cord to the teacher. After examining it for 30 seconds or so the teacher shouts across the room."Hey IT Guy, do you think this has something to do with the problem"
Teacher: “IT Guy, I can’t login…..why did you change my password?”
IT Guy: “Why would I change your password?”
Teacher: (Read with a smug voice) “I don’t know IT Guy you tell me?” then laugh like an uncomfortable nerd….
IT Guy: “Let me rephrase….I didn’t change your password”
Teacher: “You must have….I always use the same one”
IT Guy: “Actually, I almost never randomly change passwords. It actually creates more work for me not to mention annoying conversations like this. Why don’t I reset it for you. Can you type it in here”
Teacher: Ok……what did I use last year. I can’t remember”
Teacher: Hey IT Guy, just wanted to confirm that when I put in the exam I choose “Yes”, correct?
IT Guy: “Did you put paper in it?”
Teacher: “Oh, no……I didn’t think of that”
IT Guy: ” Of course you didn’t…….why would you when you can run over here and tell me.
Student: Can you come down, Mrs. ***** needs help
IT Guy: Is it 10am already? Ok.
Teacher: I need the VCR to work
IT Guy: Did you turn it on?
Teacher: I tried
IT Guy: And?
Teacher: I’m not going to be here tomorrow
IT Guy: What does that have to do with anything?
Teacher: I want to make sure it works
IT Guy: IS IT ON?
Teacher: I don’t know
IT Guy: (Pushes on button) It was off
Teacher: What did you push?
IT Guy: The ON button
Teacher: Oh, I thought it was this smudge here? See?
IT Guy: You thought that smudge was the ON button? For real?
Teacher: Yeah, it looks like a button
IT Guy: No it doesn’t. It looks someone spit up chewed potato chips on it. Why would you even touch that?
Teacher: Well you fixed it. You have the magical touch
IT Guy: I just turned it on.
Teacher: Thanks again for fixing it
IT Guy: Ok. Next time hit the ON button instead of the regurgitated food spot.