The scene: After trying to get online for 5 minutes a student realizes the machine is unplugged from the network. The student then hands the unplugged end of the network cord to the teacher. After examining it for 30 seconds or so the teacher shouts across the room."Hey IT Guy, do you think this has something to do with the problem"
Teacher: “IT Guy, I can’t login…..why did you change my password?”
IT Guy: “Why would I change your password?”
Teacher: (Read with a smug voice) “I don’t know IT Guy you tell me?” then laugh like an uncomfortable nerd….
IT Guy: “Let me rephrase….I didn’t change your password”
Teacher: “You must have….I always use the same one”
IT Guy: “Actually, I almost never randomly change passwords. It actually creates more work for me not to mention annoying conversations like this. Why don’t I reset it for you. Can you type it in here”
Teacher: Ok……what did I use last year. I can’t remember”
Teacher: Hey IT Guy, just wanted to confirm that when I put in the exam I choose “Yes”, correct?
IT Guy: “Did you put paper in it?”
Teacher: “Oh, no……I didn’t think of that”
IT Guy: ” Of course you didn’t…….why would you when you can run over here and tell me.