I had a teacher looking for “some computer spray” today. Can anyone guess what that is?
A cell phone call I received at home….
Teacher: IT Guy, I’m having trouble logging in at home.
IT Guy: Ok, I will reset your password…….try it now.
IT Guy: Let me try it. I just logged you in……works fine.
Teacher: Oh, good……let me try. No still can’t get in.
IT Guy: Did you put the password in?
Teacher: No, you said you logged me in?
IT Guy: WHAT? I CAN’T LOGIN YOU IN FROM MY HOUSE. YOU HAVE TO TYPE IT IN.
Teacher: Oh, I thought you said you logged me in?
IT Guy: Good luck…..(click)
IT Guy: What login? You left here 3 years ago?.
Teacher: Do you get rid of those?
IT Guy: No, we keep them forever. That’s how we keep track of who use to work here.
Teacher: IT Guy, I really need your help. I’m freaking out.
IT Guy: What’s the matter?
Teacher: A kid did something to my computer and now it won’t turn on.
IT Guy: Oh Yeah
Teacher: I don’t need any of your smart talk. I tried to fix it and there is something seriously wrong. Can you come down here and not make any rude remarks?
IT Guy: I guess I can try.
(arrive 12.8 seconds later)
IT Guy: Despite the deviant kids best efforts I think I have restored your computer.
Teacher: What did you do?
IT Guy: I pushed the power button on the monitor
Teacher: Are your serious? You are going to put this on your blog aren’t you?
IT Guy: As soon as I get back to my office.
Teacher: Did you get the present I left you?
IT Guy: I’m scared to ask……what present?
Teacher: The two old VCRs and broken computer stuff I left in your office
IT Guy: OH! You’re the person who left the broken garbage in my office.
Teacher: yeah, I though you would want them
IT Guy: FOR WHAT?
Teacher: I don’t know…..
IT Guy: My office is not a garbage dump (actually it is…..see previous post)
Teacher: I thought I was doing you a favor
IT Guy: You thought cleaning all the old, broken shit from your room and dumping it in my office when I am not there is helping me? I’m all set all favors.